A Laugh and a Smile

Hi Everyone:

The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is:

0.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10 mph.

Test your average reaction time.

Be very careful this can be addictive.

Click on the link below and good luck.

REACTION TEST

camouflage is using your surroundings!!

Come on stay with it...i am nearly finished!!

I will just stay here and look cute!!

Not everyones a Fan!

The fruits of love!!

OK girls would you go out in this dress???

Stand out in the crowd!!

And the point IS?????

Be Honest...Do I look good!!

Fairy Beams!

home with a built in cover

Hate to see the size of the frogs

What would we all give to see this guy!

Funny i have a sudden urge for sushi!

Its what is called having a good Gander

I have to say it...their barking up the wrong tree!!

Once a rebel always a rebel!!

some men are pigs!!

You know what you can do with your Banana

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Chris tian book store and saw a
'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the
light had changed..

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window
and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed..

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.. Praise the Lord
for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

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The Moral is - be a Tight Arse!

Peaceful scene

Life does not match fiction!!

Clever picture!

I'm not asleep...just resting my eyes!

Simple idea ..clever result

i just like bison..thats all

For god sake no one shout BANG!!

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied..
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me.. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike.
Right now, he can't do none of those '

Dooh!!

A tired Puddy Tat!

On balance this is a good Photo

The ultimate sign of global warming!!

any bloke/woman brave enough to wear it!!

The good old days

Natural spotlight!!

I could do with that bench today Phew!!

Dont mess with us!!

Got to be a womans keyboard !!