Sorry to those who do not get to see these adverts as it probably makes no sense

 
What if all the major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line 


Tesco condoms…Every little helps.

 

Nike Condoms ….Just do it

 

Peugeot Condoms…The ride of your life

 

KFC Condoms….finger licking good

 

Ever ready Condoms….keeps going and going and going

  
Pringles Condoms....  Once you pop you can’t stop 


Burger king condoms….Home to the Whopper

 
 Andrex Condoms ...soft strong and very long 


Polo Condoms…the one with the hole

 

Milky way Condom .....the one you can eat between meals without losing your appetite

   

NOW FEEL FREE TO ADD SOME OF YOUR OWN.