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  • The Truth About Married Life ....

    Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
    married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.

    The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
    lives.

    After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in
    some S&M role playing.

    The following week they met up again to compare notes.

    the single girl

    Sipping her drink, leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end
    of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
    When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
    was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused
    that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

    The engaged woman

    giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.

    He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move
    up our wedding date!

    The married woman

    She put her glass down and said,
    'I did a lot of planning..I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a longscented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for action.

    When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,

    'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'

  • The simple truth

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  • IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

    An attractive blonde arrived at the Casino and bet
    twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

    With that, she stripped from the neck down,

    rolled the dice and yelled,
    'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped
    up and down and squealed...
    'YES! YES!
    I WON, I WON!'

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

    The other answered,
    'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY -

    Not all Irish are stupid,
    not all blondes are dumb,
    but all men are men.

  • A Morning Smile and a Chuckle:)

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