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  • Whats in a name

    Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:

    www.expertsexchange.com

    Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island

    :www.penisland.net

    Need a therapist?

    www.therapistfinder.com

    Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

    www.molestationnursery.com

    New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with Power-Gen?

    www.powergenitalia.com

    Kids growing out of their clothes? Just check out

    www.kidsexchan10. webone.com.au

    http://webone.com.au

    I’m very happy for you but the ladies don’t really like it when you say you’re boning…what’s that you say? Web One? My mistake.

    potsofart.com

    http://www.potsofart.com

    Oh, Pots of Art… people do like artsy pots more than pots full of farts.

    daleshitchinstation.com

    http://www.daleshitchinstation.com

    Poor Ol’ Dale. Stuck with the worst nickname in history and he goes and names his station after it. I’m not even gonna ask how he got the “shit chin”.

    teacherstalk.co.uk

    http://www.teacherstalk.co.uk

    Remember that hot drama teacher from High School? Ever wonder where she is now? Do you want to know what she’s wearing and whom she’s with at this moment? Then seek help…this is a website for teachers who want to talk. No stalkers allowed!

    wtf.org

    http://www.wtf.org

    WTF indeed! I had no idea there was a World Taekwondo Federation. Please don’t kick me.

    goredforwomen.org

    http://www.goredforwomen.org

    There are a lot of things I’d do for women but goring is at the top of the list of things I won’t.

    accesstherapist.com

    http://www.accesstherapist.com

    Not sure why I’d want to access the rapist, in fact I would like to stay as far away as I can, thank you very much.

    dollarsexchange.com

    http://www.dollarsexchange.com

    Sounds like a good deal for a sex change but then again, you get what you pay for.

    "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity.

    www.whorepresents.com

    Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com and

    www.therapistunlimited.com

    And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,

    www.molestationnursery.com

    And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their Web site, www.speedofart.com

    webone.com.au

    http://webone.com.au

    I’m very happy for you but the ladies don’t really like it when you say you’re boning…what’s that you say? Web One? My mistake.

    potsofart.com

    http://www.potsofart.com

    Oh, Pots of Art… people do like artsy pots more than pots full of farts.
    daleshitchinstation.com

    http://www.daleshitchinstation.com

    Poor Ol’ Dale. Stuck with the worst nickname in history and he goes and names his station after it. I’m not even gonna ask how he got the “shit chin”.
    teacherstalk.co.uk

    http://www.teacherstalk.co.uk

    Remember that hot drama teacher from High School? Ever wonder where she is now? Do you want to know what she’s wearing and whom she’s with at this moment? Then seek help…this is a website for teachers who want to talk. No stalkers allowed!

    wtf.org

    http://www.wtf.org

    WTF indeed! I had no idea there was a World Taekwondo Federation. Please don’t kick me.

    goredforwomen.org

    http://www.goredforwomen.org

    There are a lot of things I’d do for women but goring is at the top of the list of things I won’t.

    mp3shits.com

    http://mp3shits.com

    I have a lot of downloaded music but why would anyone want to listen to bowel movements?

    accesstherapist.com

    http://www.accesstherapist.com

    Not sure why I’d want to access the rapist, in fact I would like to stay as far away as I can, thank you very much.

    gotahoe.com

    http://www.gotahoe.com

    As a matter of fact I don’t but thanks for asking Mr. Pimp. Oops, I mean Tahoe is very nice this time of year.

  • Subject: Rude people

    For all Who Work with Rude Customers, (shame WE can't actually do this!)
    An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

    A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.

    The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.'

    The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

    Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention pleases, May I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

    'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'

    With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!'

    Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit)

    'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'

  • A cute way to start the day

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