A Laugh and a Smile

 

What a balls up!!

Art advertising art!

Stark contrast

Happy bar b cue!!

Badly placed add me thinks



What every girl should have in their bag!

I know the little B%$£%"d is around here somewhere!!

Cats ripe for the picking!

Shadow art...great effect!!

Say no more!!

Who worked this out..clever!

Quiz for people who know everything

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. What is The white curved section at the base of your fingernail called

10. what is the ball on the top of a Flagpole called?

- HAVE A GREAT DAY

I got No 4. The rest stuffed me.

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Answers To Quiz:

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends ... Boxing

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward s . Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons ... Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside ... Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree.The bottle
is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)

6. Three English words beginning with 'dw' Dwarf, dwell and dwindle .

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar ... Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh Lettuce.

9. the lunula

10. The ball on top of a flagpole is called the truck.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

 

Old blue eyes!!

A true sunflower!!

Ewwwww!

I can see you Tylluanpenry

Smile for the camera

Confused!!!!

Big cheif fat bloke!!

the art of chilling out!!

 

Ants have a heart too!!

In the heat of the night

Peek a boo!!

And they all lived happy ever after...

Cheeky add!!

Just liked this one

lion amongst the stone!!

Another clever add!!

 

When your Bubble Bursts

Now what to do with your old vinyl!

Street art!

Vinyl art!

Is it me or is this a stupid tattoo!

Brighten up the garden with some chicken wire art!

Pah...who wants to go first class anyway!!.Sob!!

A must have for the summer!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Golden days just swanning about!!

She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
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As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,

"You've got to make love to me this very moment."

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,

her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked,

"What was that all about?"

She explained,

"The egg timer's broken."

I am not that thirsty!!

Not a good look!!

How a letter can change a meaning!!

Clever these squirrels

Not 2nd ave then???

Must book up for next year....*not*

Clever art in a forrest

Equal shares!!

Here's a good little game for you and the Kids

Click  HERE

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, tight Motorcycle clothes, red hair and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the wonderful passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods, and has plenty of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many, many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Informative advice

I know the feeling!!

Resting up

At least you now know

An honest add....real fat chocolate

Be prepared

Ninja dog!

I never went to this sort of picnic...damn!!

Gamblers toilet for sure.

A woman in a hot air balloon, realizing she was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended further and shouted to the man "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago, but I don't know where I am"

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.

"Actually I am," replied the man, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The man below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f***ing fault..."

Toungue twister!!

Make up your mind!!!

bit of a squeeze

Hmmmm I wonder what could happen next???

Nice scarf

Tit for tat!

Made me snigger

Awwwwwwww!

Heading for disaster!!

In my case, spookily true

6 Facts of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
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2. All idiots, after reading the first fact, will try it.
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3. And discover that The first "fact" is false.
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4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
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I apologize about this

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

Think big advertising, wonder how much the flat owner got??

One word can change so much!!

simple but effective.

Careful where you stand!!

Or sit

I could do with one of these!!

Designed by a child hater no doubt

Wonder what their nick name might be!!

That would be me then!

Wonder if you could get it cheaper through Saga!!

Duct tape fixes most things!!!!!

I wonder what they make of each other

Thats what you call a precis landing!!!

a plane spotters ideal flat!!

I can see you Tylluanpenry...(you should pinch this for your avatar)

just Sooooo  cute!!

well that makes sense then!!

robotic lollypop lady....what next!!

She must mean her teeth!!!

Just liked this photo...

Inner city estate  wall of death

Fish eyes

simple message

Another straight forward message

Ok who would have a go at this..Not me

Dingos get such bad press

you can almost feel the satisfaction of a good scratch!

Worried  Mother

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway

-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty Cool.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute ..
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
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2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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The next two numbers are  YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

MUM!!  Can we keep him!!

Darth was a lonely child!!

Love the contrast

Clever snap

We all can relate to being alone in a sea of despair

Well Saved

Slippery buggers these berries!!

You have to hand it to Love

The big picture!

some clever art work!

Explains  things in a simple way!

Is this china out for a ride!

Advantage ball boys!!

Fancy dress is such fun!

Beats a plain wall ..took me a few seconds to suse it!!

Hell of a cross wind!!

I have heard of ants in your pants... but this....

Now thats what I call a hot pepper!

Everyone needs a teddy

Wifes revenge

Sucess story


golfing for beginers

romance is not dead

My dog hates the vets just as much!!

If I tried that i would get nicked!!

Spot the female!!

Circle the Pups


Some adverts get right to the point

Hmmmmm!

No chance of cheating here then!!!!

Theres a caption in this photo!!

No No NO!!!!!

You would'nt want to find him in yoiur bath!!!

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 pennies to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realises the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back.…

The boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but keeps choking Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.… After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the penny to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,” I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the Inland Revenue’

They dont look impressed with the company!!

Any comment I made would only get me a slap!!

Using this would be a moving experience!!

Who can spot the ninja shepherd!!

they say were the same size in bed

Someone out there is gonna say Ahhhh!

Ok who else hangs onto their passport far to long!!

Do you think their trying to make a point!!

to much choice

Can I have my ball back please

Pretty as a picture

What stories could this house tell I wonder!!

Street art rocks!

I told you no photos

Early morning wonder!!

Oy!! Wake up and play!!

What do you mean I cant see you!!

Oh so sweet music!!

I,m going to get you little fishy

Stupid is as stupid be.

No expense spared here!!

Usky at his first festival!! *Scarpers quick*

Your not leaving us behind this time!!

A simple angle makes a great effect!!

If only they would be so obvious!!

Hmmm I wonder if people have thoughts like this on the blog!!

Clever stuff!

Now you know where your luggage gets to!!

Hi Everyone:

The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is:

0.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10 mph.

Test your average reaction time.

Be very careful this can be addictive.

Click on the link below and good luck.

 

 

REACTION TEST

camouflage is using your surroundings!!

Come on stay with it...i am nearly finished!!

I will just stay here and look cute!!

Not everyones a Fan!

The fruits of love!!

OK girls would you go out in this dress???

Stand out in the crowd!!

And the point IS?????

Be Honest...Do I look good!!

Fairy Beams!

home with a built in cover

Hate to see the size of the frogs

What would we all give to see this guy!

Funny i have a sudden urge for sushi!

Its what is called having a good Gander

I have to say it...their barking up the wrong tree!!

Once a rebel always a rebel!!

some men are pigs!!

You know what you can do with your Banana

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Chris tian book store and saw a
'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the
light had changed..

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window
and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed..

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.. Praise the Lord
for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

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Will the Dollar fall or not???
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The Moral is - be a Tight Arse!