A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell
of a hurry.! I have two buddies sitting out in my
car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about
the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done
with it. We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best
golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't
have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this
is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth
pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your
mouth honey, and show him".
