A Laugh and a Smile

Always one smart arse

WTF!!!

How Men and Women think!!

What do you mean someones cheating!!

Who's been Photoshopping

Love padlocks!..A craze that started in the Eighties In a town called Pecs in Hungary, since then it has slowly picked up momentum and is being seen around the world, some Cities are ordering their removal,  the added weight can put a structure at risk...

Who says romance is dead!!

Just have a play around with this it is fantastic.

 

 

 

 

THE CLOCK

 

CHECK THIS MIND BOGGLING INFORMATION.
  

You've never seen a clock like this one!

 

Click....... HERE

Who can state what the biggest advantage Rotary wing aircraft have over fixed wing Aircraft??

 

I thought I knew, But wasn't even close!!!!

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Plastic surgery - arse lift
 
(Friends don't let friends have this procedure.)
Most of you have heard of a small surgical procedure called an arse lift.  
I wanted to show you how it turns out. Please, refrain from getting this procedure done.
You will regret it!
Please see photo below…

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The True Meaning of... SKID MARKS!!!   

 

Affectionately referred to as , Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

- "I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in y...our bed and sleeping on the couch."

- "The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany."

- Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom."

- On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with 't' and it isn't soot."

- "The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite."

- "The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw."

- "Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?"

- "This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying 'Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'"

- "I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?"

- Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

- " Britain 's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access."

- "Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show... so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!"

- On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

- "Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer."

- "I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time."

- "There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face."

- "Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps."

- "You cannot have this car with a diesel. It's like saying, I won't go to Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a woman!"

- "Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President."

- On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis."

AwwwW   Soooooo Cute

At the river....

In Africa ....

In India ....

In the ocean ....

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Outside LIDL

The Dutch have a tendency to do things differently. The Slauerhoffbrug, located in Leeuwarden, was designed by Van Driel Mechatronica to be a fully automatic bridge with an ability to sense and adapt to its surroundings

A CAPTCHA or Captcha is a type of challenge-response test used in computing to ensure that the response is not generated by a computer. The process usually involves one computer asking a user to complete a simple test which the computer is able to generate and grade.

Sometimes they can go a bit astray!!!

Rock balancing is an art, discipline, and/or hobby depending upon the intent of the practitioner. So who's gonna have a go then???

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?

Well here it is:

A man, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.
Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
Grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

'Oh yes, Granddad' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single arsehole, blind bastard, dip shit or wanker anywhere we went today!'